Melanie Jacobson is getting on my last nerve.
SHE'S RUINING EVERYTHING.
Or at least, she's ruining dot com for me.
Some time, long ago, before I was even Melanie Jacobson, she went and registered MelanieJacobson.com for herself. And you know what she does with it?
I want it. I want DOT COM. I have dot net. Whatever. It's fine.
And as my husband points out every time I whine about this (and it comes up more than it should), I am WINNING GOOGLE. I, me, myself, moi, get the top seven search returns.
So that's something.
A big something, even.
But I tried to buy this melaniejacobson.com from her, this domain that she's not even using, and she was open to sell, but not for as much as I was offering. Which was only enough to buy a nice pair of shoes. I think she was thinking more along the lines of mortgage payment money. But I am simply not worth that much.
But still! She could have had new shoes and I could have my domain all to myself. She already has the good gmail address. And the good Twitter handle.
Although I got to the Melanie Jacobson Facebook domain first.
Oh, and did I mention I'm winning Google?
Because I TOTALLY AM.
Take that, Melanie Jacobson. TAKE THAT.
(And I dearly, dearly hope she has a Google Alert for our name. Nothing could make me happier right this second.)
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